This week I'm naming a person I work with Douchebag of the week. Since I actually know him I won't actually use his name, I'll just refer to him as Half-wit.
Half-wit actually had the nerve to refer to himself as a hero today. My work has recently started a program recognizing employees who go above and beyond outside of work in order to make the community a better place (it's really just a way to deflect that they are planning massive layoffs soon, but whatever). Half-wit actually asked people to nominate him because he plays a lot of softball "in the community". How the hell does that make the community any better? Seriously!?
When everyone declined to nominate him, he then said (and this is a direct quote, I was actually there when he said it), "That's okay. I am a hero in the eyes of the Lord. I am God's great hero". What. The. Fuck?
I didn't realize god was such a big fan of minor league softball.
DOUCHEBAG!
Friday, March 13, 2009
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