Japanese Spider-Man theme from the 70's

One question, what the hell is with the giant robot at the end?

Douchebag of the week

I do the same thing when people start reciting the Lord's prayer

A few ways to amuse yourself

1. Introduce yourself to people as Dr. Indiana Jones. Refuse to be drawn into a conversation about the name or acknowledge the movies at all.
2. At night annouce you see the Bat signal. Then disappear into the darkness. Return later, sweaty and with torn clothes.
3. When you're on an elevator with at least one other person, grab your stomach, let out a low, long groan and say "Ugh, this is gonna be messy".
4. When you're talking to someone, don't look them in the eyes. Instead, stare at a point about an inch above their left eyebrow.
5. Stand on the side of the road with a sign that reads "Will eat cake for food".
6. Go to church. Every time they begin to sing a hymn you start singing Uptown Girl at the top of your lungs.
7. Join a choir. Ask them if they know any Slayer.
8. Ask people if they want to see your tail.
9. Refer to people in wheelchairs as hippies.
10. Wear a black suit. Go to the airport, stand where the limo drivers hold signs with their fares names on them. Stand with them with a sign that reads "Anti-Christ".
11. Go to a pet store and ask the employees how much it would cost to ride the kittens.
12. Also at a pet store ask the employees "How many kittens do you have?", wait for an answer, then ask "How many do you think I'd need for a fur coat?".

Have fun!!

I have nightmares like this

L.A. to New York in four minutes

Ladies, pay attention to this public service announcement

Father of the year

A few more people who piss me off

People with rotten teeth - Especially when they also have bad breath. There are few things on the planet that are more disgusting that than staring at brown and boken teeth while someone is talking to you, spraying their awful breath that smells like a billy goats ass in your face. Go brush your fucking teeth, there is no excuse for this.

People who piss and shit on public toilet seats - This is for both men and women. I used to have to clean bathrooms as part of my job, and the women's was always more disgusting than the men's. If you ladies would just plunk your prissy ass down on the seat there would be no reason to squat and hover over it! Everybody's excretions would go where they are supposed to. If you're that worried about it put some toilet paper on the seat. Men, you lift the seat at home (presumably), do it here.

Teenage boys driving Honda Civics - I don't even know why they piss me off so much. Usually they have there hat on backwards, so that doesn't help matters. Also, 9 times out of 10 I hear them before I see them, either from their stereo or their exhaust. Neither option endears them to me.

People who park in handicapped spots - Fuck you. I hope someday you actually need to use one of these spots. If I see you parked there I WILL spit on your car. Shit head.

People who constantly interrupt me - Do you really think what you have to say is more important than what I'm saying? At least let me finish my fucking sentence! Then you can tell me you think I'm dull and that you are clearly more interesting. That way I'll have a concrete reason for pouring sand in your gas tank.