A few more people who piss me off

People with rotten teeth - Especially when they also have bad breath. There are few things on the planet that are more disgusting that than staring at brown and boken teeth while someone is talking to you, spraying their awful breath that smells like a billy goats ass in your face. Go brush your fucking teeth, there is no excuse for this.

People who piss and shit on public toilet seats - This is for both men and women. I used to have to clean bathrooms as part of my job, and the women's was always more disgusting than the men's. If you ladies would just plunk your prissy ass down on the seat there would be no reason to squat and hover over it! Everybody's excretions would go where they are supposed to. If you're that worried about it put some toilet paper on the seat. Men, you lift the seat at home (presumably), do it here.

Teenage boys driving Honda Civics - I don't even know why they piss me off so much. Usually they have there hat on backwards, so that doesn't help matters. Also, 9 times out of 10 I hear them before I see them, either from their stereo or their exhaust. Neither option endears them to me.

People who park in handicapped spots - Fuck you. I hope someday you actually need to use one of these spots. If I see you parked there I WILL spit on your car. Shit head.

People who constantly interrupt me - Do you really think what you have to say is more important than what I'm saying? At least let me finish my fucking sentence! Then you can tell me you think I'm dull and that you are clearly more interesting. That way I'll have a concrete reason for pouring sand in your gas tank.