A few ways to amuse yourself

1. Introduce yourself to people as Dr. Indiana Jones. Refuse to be drawn into a conversation about the name or acknowledge the movies at all.
2. At night annouce you see the Bat signal. Then disappear into the darkness. Return later, sweaty and with torn clothes.
3. When you're on an elevator with at least one other person, grab your stomach, let out a low, long groan and say "Ugh, this is gonna be messy".
4. When you're talking to someone, don't look them in the eyes. Instead, stare at a point about an inch above their left eyebrow.
5. Stand on the side of the road with a sign that reads "Will eat cake for food".
6. Go to church. Every time they begin to sing a hymn you start singing Uptown Girl at the top of your lungs.
7. Join a choir. Ask them if they know any Slayer.
8. Ask people if they want to see your tail.
9. Refer to people in wheelchairs as hippies.
10. Wear a black suit. Go to the airport, stand where the limo drivers hold signs with their fares names on them. Stand with them with a sign that reads "Anti-Christ".
11. Go to a pet store and ask the employees how much it would cost to ride the kittens.
12. Also at a pet store ask the employees "How many kittens do you have?", wait for an answer, then ask "How many do you think I'd need for a fur coat?".

Have fun!!