Travis the chimp was on drugs!!!

So, as it turns out, Sandra Herold (the Chimp's owner) had, in fact, given the hairy bastard Xanax in order to calm him down. Worked out pretty well I'd say.



Just to recap, Sandra Herold called her friend Charla Nash to help her get Travis back in the house. When Charla showed up Travis attacked her. Ms. Herold stabbed the furry virus factory twice with a kitchen knife to no effect. She then called the police. The attack lasted for 12 minutes ending only when police officers shot the knuckle dragging bastard after he tried to open a police cruiser door. Ms. Nash's injuries included the loss of both hands, her nose, her eyelids, and her lips, she also lost her sight. Ms. Nash's family is suing Sandra Herold for $50 million.



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