People who piss me off

This isn't about individuals. This isn't about races. This is about people who do things that annoy me.

• People that don't swing their arms when they walk. What the hell? They look like fucking robots. Idiotic robots at that. Who taught you people to walk? You're not Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance. It's okay to swing your arms when you move.

• People that swing their arms too much when they walk. You're going to take someone's eye out. It's not a parade ground march, just calm down a little.

• Adults whose pants are too short. I get it when a kids pants are too short. They're growing at a ridiculous rate, sometimes it's hard to keep up. Adults don't grow. They stay the same height for a very long time. Why are your pants too fucking short?! Go buy a new pair! Or a used pair that fits! I really don't care which one. I just don't want to see your god damned tube socks any more.

• People that wear socks with sandals. I'm pretty sure the whole point of sandals is to be as close to bare footed as possible, without undue injury to the bottom of your foot. Take off the socks. You look like you wandered away from the group home. If you wear sandals with black socks you deserve to be beaten to death with a sock full of your own shit.

• Goths/Emos. I know full well that they are two different things/ groups/ whatever. I'm going to lump them together because I'm pretty sure it would piss any goths or emos off. Cheer up you dolts. The world isn't all bad. You don't have to be so fucking down all the fucking time. While you're at it try throwing a little colour into your wardrobe. Don't do anything drastic, just a splash of gray so i don't end up running your lame ass over in the middle of the night because you're drunk and in the middle of the road.

• People who drive too fast. Are you the police? No? Are you going to stop a fire? No? Is there someone who has promised to give you a week long screaming orgasm? No? THEN SLOW THE FUCK DOWN! I don't know how many times some fuckwad has blown by me on the highway and disappeared into the distance only to end up in front of me 20 minutes later on the offramp. Your not saving any time dipshit.

• People who drive too slow. You asshole! GET OUT OF THE WAY! If you're that concerned about the condition of the road on a bright summer day stay the FUCK home!

This can not be considered a comprehensive list by any means. In fact, I'm pretty sure I could do this for hours, but the new episode of Lost is starting soon so I'll just have to leave it at that for now.