The Dentist

Why, exactly, do people always say they love the "just from the dentist feeling"? Do these people enjoy being in pain?

I just got back from seeing the sadist, sorry, dentist. I feel like I've been kicked in the jaw, and like someone's been poking around at my gums with sharp metal instruments. Oh, wait...

To make matters worse though, Regis and Kelly was on in the background, AND as if that wasn't bad enough their guest was Teri Hatcher. Why that withered old beast still has a career I'll never understand.

You know, the only good thing about going to the dentist is when the hygenist pushes her boobs into the top of my head. And that didn't even happen this time.

All in all, not my favorite passtime.